Saturday, May 9, 2009

Cousins


So, I'm really close to one of my guy cousins. It's not unusual for us to talk a few times a week, whether it be on MySpace, via text or talking on the phone. Unfortunately, this means he is subjected to my occasional rants (i.e. "bitching").

Our conversation the other day :

Him: Wassup Cuz!?!
Me: BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH
Him: UH HUH
Me: and THEN ... BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH
Him: Oh, okay
Me: Yeah! Then...BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH
Him: Uh-HUH
Me: BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH
Him: Whaaa???? CRAZY!
Me: I KNOW! BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH

Repeat cycle 3x.

Him: Well, I'm at work now!
Me: Oh, okay..wait..BITCH BITCH BITCH..and BITCH
Him: Okay, bye! I'll ttyl!
Me: BYE !!!!!

Total # of words I got in during the convo: 3,474
Total # of words he got in during the convo: 30

It's great to have a cousin you can talk to! LOL!!!

1 comment:

Teri said...

I need this kind of cousin! Love this post!!